What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 00:42
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How One Keto Trial Set Off a New War in the Nutrition World - WIRED
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Denise Austin’s 5 Habits to Tackle Stubborn Belly Fat - Eat This Not That
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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20-Year Mystery of The Muon's Wiggle May Finally Be Solved - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast ‘borrowing’ money from mom for his wedding - New York Post
No go.
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
How to Watch Tonight's NBA Finals Indiana Pacers vs. Oklahoma City Thunder Game 1 for Free - CNET
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
CVS to shutter 5 pharmacies in New York amid closure of 271 stores nationwide - New York Post
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?